I should've gone to Disneyland instead

Well, it finally came. I knew it would eventually show up. But it was taking so long I had actually half convinced myself that maybe I was off the hook. I knew it was a vain hope, but I hoped just the same.

Yes, my bill for the most expensive ride of my life appeared in my mailbox today. (thank goodness for a flex spending account.)

Now I know that the price of gas is high right now. I would even say it's painfully high. But you tell me, do you think it's high enough to warrant $31.65 a mile?

And I was charged $97.32 for spine immobilization. Which means the going rate for torture these days is about 50 bucks an hour.

However, I was quite pleased to see that I will only have to pay a mere 56 cents for exam gloves. They must've gotten them on clearance.