Son: How do reindeer fly? They don't have any wings.
Dad: Fairy dust
Son: That's from Peter Pan dad.
Dad: Whatever. Their antlers give them, er there's a slip stream effect....the air going....if they move back...they're weightless!
Son: But if Santa is so fat how does he get down the chimneys?
Dad: He sucks it in like grandpa.
Son: What about people who don't have fireplaces, how does he get into their houses?
Dad: Sometimes believing in something means, means you just believe in it. Santa uses reindeer to fly because that's how he has to get around.
Son: But you believe in Santa, right dad?
Dad: Of course I believe in Santa, now please go to sleep.
Son: Dad, maybe you better leave some cookies and milk out. Just in case, okay.
Dad: Great, I'll just go preheat the oven.
Son: And don't forget the fire extinguisher.
Okay, so that wasn't short, but it is sweet.
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